Sweet and Salty Nuts

One of the grocery stores had Nature Valley granola bars on sale for $1 a box. An incredible deal! My family eats almost one full box every two days. As you can imagine everyone was stocking up on the max amount, eight. Well, we like all of the flavors, but our favorite is the sweet and salty almond bars. Must be everyones favorite because for the last two days they have been out. Tonight was the last night of the sale so I decided to ask for a rain check. The semi-deaf employee, making sure he has the correct information, repeats "ma'am, now you want eight sweet and salty nuts"? I turn a little red and say "yes sir, the almond ones".